Collection of Funny Quotes Cliparts (40)

The image is a cartoon illustration of a man and a dog running on a hill. The man is wearing a white hat and a white shirt, and the dog is a white bear with a black nose and ears. They are both running towards the man, who is holding onto the man's arm. The background is a green hill with a bird perched on top. The sky is blue and there is a quote by Arnold H. Glasgow that reads, "A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down."

The image is a cartoon illustration of a red monster with a big smile on its face. The monster has a spiky, spiky tail and is standing on all fours. It has two large eyes, a small nose, and a wide, toothy grin. Above the monster, there is a text that reads "I am free of all preservatives. I hate everyone equally!" The background is white.

The image is a rectangular rectangular sign with a white background and a red border. In the center of the sign, there is a text written in black capital letters that reads "Sorry. Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints." The text is written in a bold, sans-serif font and is centered on the sign. The sign appears to be a warning or warning to someone who has been complaining about something.

The image is a text-based graphic with a light yellow background. The text is written in black and is in a simple, sans-serif font. The words "I've learned so much from my mistakes... I'm thinking of making a few more." The text appears to be a quote or a statement about learning and making mistakes.

Sometimes the best happy hour is a quiet nap-especially as we age. ?

The image is a digital illustration of a woman standing in a garden with a bouquet of flowers in her hand. She is wearing a white dress and has a big smile on her face. The background is light blue and there are several butterflies fluttering around her. The text on the image reads "If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden for ever." The text is written in a cursive font and is attributed to Alfred Lord Tennyson.

The image is a meme featuring a cartoon illustration of a clenched fist. The fist is yellow in color and has a rough texture. Above the fist, there is black text that reads "Who is the most awesome person today?" The text is written in a bold, sans-serif font. The background of the image is white.

The image is a text-based graphic with black text on a white background. The text reads "To love, laughter & happily ever after". The text is written in a simple, sans-serif font and is centered on the image. The words are arranged in a way that they are all the same size and shape. The overall design is simple and minimalistic.

The image is a cartoon illustration of a man holding a yellow sign that reads "Monday". The man is wearing a green shirt and has a big smile on his face. He is holding the sign with both hands and appears to be shouting or shouting. The background is white and there is text above the man that says "If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays."

The image is a text-based graphic with the words "I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode" written in different fonts. The text is in black and pink colors, with the word "energy" in a larger font size than the rest of the text. The background is white, and the text is arranged in a diagonal line. The overall tone of the image is positive and uplifting.

The image is a cartoon illustration of a woman standing in a garage with a pile of garbage in front of her. She is wearing a yellow shirt, leopard print pants, and a red bandana on her head. She has a surprised expression on her face and is holding a cardboard box with various items inside. The text above her reads "If you don't think there's a sucker born every minute, you haven't had a garage sale in a while." The background shows a blue sky and green grass.

The image is a square-shaped graphic with a light yellow background. In the center of the graphic, there is a text written in a bold, sans-serif font that reads "Let's make better mistakes tomorrow". The text is in a dark brown color and is arranged in a diagonal line. The overall design is simple and minimalistic.

The image shows four cats in a room with a beige carpet. On the left side of the image, there is a tabby cat standing on its hind legs with its front paws up in the air. Next to it, there are two Siamese cats, one white and one brown, standing on their hind legs. The white cat is reaching up towards the brown cat, while the brown one is sitting on the floor with its paws up. The brown cat is wearing a black collar. In the background, there appears to be a door and a person's leg can be seen. The image has a speech bubble above

The image is a cartoon illustration of an elderly couple holding hands and smiling. The man is on the left side of the image, wearing a suit and glasses, and is holding a cane. He has a big smile on his face and is looking at the woman on the right side. The woman is wearing a yellow dress and a brown hat with a polka dot pattern. She is also holding a briefcase. The background is white. Above the couple, there is text that reads "The most romantic love story isn't Romeo and Juliet who died together... But Grandpa and Grandma who grew old together."

The image is a cartoon illustration of two hippopotamuses sitting on the beach, holding wine glasses in their hands. They are facing each other and appear to be engaged in a conversation. The background is a bright yellow sun, and there is text above and below the image that reads "It's a smile, it's a kiss, it is a sip of wine...it's summertime!" The text is written in a playful font and is attributed to Kenny Chesney.

The image is a cartoon illustration of a padlock with a key in its hand. The padlock is yellow in color and has a smiley face on its face. It has two arms and legs, and it is standing on its hind legs. The key is silver and has two eyes and a mouth. It is pointing towards the padlock, as if it is saying "You're not my type...". The background is plain white.

The image is a text-based graphic with a white background. The text is written in a cursive font in different colors - red, blue, and purple. The words "Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring. So I go back to being me." The text appears to be a quote or a quote about being normal.

The image is a cartoon illustration of a green watering can and a small orange pot with a white face. The face is wearing glasses and has a sad expression. The background is light blue and there is a quote from John Leonard that reads "It takes a long time to grow an old friend."

The image is a text-based graphic with a white background and black text. The text reads "I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger." The text is written in a simple, sans-serif font and is centered in the middle of the image. There is a small black heart in the bottom right corner.

The image is a comic strip with three illustrations. The first illustration on the top left shows a cartoon character holding a cupcake with the text "Cupcakes are bullshit" above it. The second illustration in the middle shows a person holding a plate of paper toasts with a bite taken out of it. The third illustration on top right shows the same character holding the plate with a text that reads "Too tall for mouth. Paper tastes horrible. No meat." The text below the illustration reads "No meat."

The image is a cartoon illustration of a man and a woman sitting on a couch and reading a newspaper. The man is sitting on the couch and the woman is standing next to him. They are both looking at the newspaper and appear to be engaged in a conversation. The text above them reads "Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website. You understand nothing, still you say... "I agree..." and below the text, there is a caption that reads "Fun for Lungs." The image conveys a humorous take on the idea of listening to a wife and reading the term and conditions of a website

The image is a text-based graphic with the title "Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so near to Monday?" written in black text on a white background. The text is in a bold, sans-serif font and is centered on the image. The word "Monday" is written in a larger font size than the rest of the text. The background is a gradient of green, yellow, and orange colors. The overall design is simple and minimalistic.

The image is a rectangular rectangular piece of paper with a white background. On the paper, there is a text written in black ink that reads "My house was clean last week... Sorry you missed it!" The text is written in a cursive font and is centered on the page. The overall tone of the image is humorous and lighthearted.

The image is a comic strip with two panels. The top panel shows a man and a woman embracing each other, with the man holding a baby in his arms. The background is a light pink color, and the text on the top panel reads "When you were born you were crying and everyone else was smiling." The bottom panel shows an illustration of a man lying on a bed with his head resting on a pillow. The man is wearing a suit and tie, and he has a serious expression on his face. The woman is holding the baby close to him, and she is looking up at him with a concerned expression

The image is a black and white illustration of a can of beer. The can is in the center of the image and is facing towards the right side. The word "BEER" is written in bold letters above the can. Below the can, there is a text that reads "TO HAVE AND TO HOLD AND TO KEEP YOUR BEER COLD". The text is written above the cans in a circular font. The overall design is simple and minimalistic.

The image is a graphic design with the text "We're Hitched!" written in a bold, black font. In the center of the image, there is an overlapping circle with two lines intersecting each other. Inside the circle, there are two silhouettes of a tractor and a dump truck. The tractor is on the left side of the circle and the dump truck is in the middle. The background is white. The overall design is simple and minimalistic.

The image is a cartoon illustration of a pair of black-framed glasses with a beige nose and a black scarf around its neck. The glasses have a round frame and thin black lenses. The nose is slightly curved and the scarf is black with a scalloped edge. The background is white. The overall style of the illustration is simple and cartoon-like.

The image is a black and white text-based graphic with the words "EAT, Drink, and Be Married" written in a cursive font. The text is in all caps and is centered on the image. Below the text, there is an infinity symbol, which is a line drawing that appears to be made up of curved lines. The overall design is simple and elegant.

The image is a square graphic with a light peach background and small blue and green stars scattered around it. In the center of the graphic, there is a text that reads "Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show that people who have more birthdays live the longest." The text is written in a cursive font and is in black color. The overall design is simple and minimalistic.

The image is a square-shaped card with a yellow background and a pink border. In the center of the card, there is a text that reads "Dear math, I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems." The text is written in a bold, sans-serif font and is centered on the card. The letter "D" is slightly larger than the rest of the text.

The image is a cartoon illustration of a yellow duck with a speech bubble above its head that reads "Trust no one. Woof. Except for this fat, fluffy baby duck who thinks he's a dog. He's legit." The duck is standing on all fours and has a big smile on its face. The background is a light blue color.

The image is a cartoon illustration of a green frog with big, round eyes and a big smile on its face. The frog is standing on its hind legs with its arms stretched out to the sides. It has a pair of antennae on its head and its mouth is open, as if it is laughing. The background is white and there is a text above the frog that reads "Splat! Oops sorry, landed on your wall. Hey, wanna hear my frog joke? Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them." Below the frog, there is the text "Rabbit Rabbit."

The image is a black and white illustration of a relationship status chart. The chart is titled "Relationship Status: In a Relationship" and is written in a simple, hand-drawn style. It has a title at the top that reads "Well, one of us is monogrammed". Below the title, there are six bullet points that explain the relationship status of a couple. The first bullet point reads "Married, back off. Just broke up. Back to the heart. Back together, but it's hanging by a thread. Staying together for the kids. In a relationship, it's over,

The image is a cartoon illustration of four different fruits - an apple (on pine), a pineapple (hula), a mango (tango), and a pear. Each fruit is drawn in a simple, cartoon-like style with a different expression. The apple is on the top left corner of the image, with a big smile on its face. It is wearing a green leafy outfit and has a pinecone on its head. The pineapple is standing on its hind legs with its arms stretched out to the sides. The mango is holding a pink flower in its mouth. The pear is standing next to the pineapple

The image is a Thanksgiving greeting card with the text "Happy Turkey Day!" written in orange and black. The text is written in a playful font and is centered on the card. Below the text, there is an illustration of a turkey wearing a pilgrim hat and holding a turkey plump. The turkey is surrounded by a wreath of leaves and flowers. The background is white. The overall design is simple and cartoon-like.

The image is a graphic representation of the cycles of life. It is divided into six sections, each representing a different cycle. The first section is titled "Cycles of Life" and shows a person riding a bicycle. The person is Idyllic Youth, an awkward adolescence, and the second section is labeled "Experimental Phase". The third section is labelled "Parenthood", the fourth section is "Midlife Crisis", and the fifth section is called "Retirement". Each section has a different illustration of a person on a bicycle, representing a parenthood cycle. The illustration is in a cartoon-like style, with bright colors and simple lines. The background is a light pink color, and there are illustrations of birds flying around the person on the bicycle.

The image shows two hippopotamuses dancing in the sun. They are both wearing flower crowns on their heads and have their arms around each other's waist. The hippo on the left is pink and has a green scarf tied around its neck. The background is white and there is a text above the hippo that reads "Summer: Let us dance in the Sun, wearing wild flowers in our hair...".

The image is a digital illustration of a tree with a quote written on it. The tree is standing tall and proud, with its branches reaching up towards the sky. The trunk of the tree is covered in green leaves and has a small red heart hanging from it. Below the tree, there is a list of advice written in black text that reads "Advice from a Tree: Stand Tall And Proud, Go Out On A Limbs, Remember Your Roots, Drink Plenty of Water, Be Content with Your Natural Beauty, Enjoy the View." The background is a light beige color with small white butterflies scattered around. The overall style

The image is a cartoon illustration of a yellow chicken with a red comb on its head. The chicken is holding a trumpet in its right hand and appears to be singing or playing it. The trumpet is yellow and has a curved shape with a pointed end. The background is white and there are musical notes scattered around the chicken. The overall style of the illustration is simple and cartoon-like.

The image is a meme featuring a black cat sitting on a wooden table with its mouth open wide, as if it is yawning. The cat is facing towards the left side of the image and is standing on its hind legs. Next to the cat, there is a white ceramic figurine of a cat's head. The background shows a window with curtains and a wooden cabinet. The text on the image reads "I said... you comes here often?"