Collection of Maxine Humorouss (40)

The image is a cartoon illustration of an elderly woman on a beach. She is wearing a yellow hat, sunglasses, and a pink dress. She has a big smile on her face and is holding an ice cream cone in her hand. Next to her, there is a small dog wearing a pink and yellow striped shirt and a green hat. The dog is standing on a sandy beach with palm trees and a blue sky in the background. There is a speech bubble above the woman that reads "I went to a topless beach once... saw so many boobs, I thought I was at a family reunion."

The image is a cartoon illustration of an elderly woman wearing a pink robe and sunglasses, holding a slice of pizza in one hand and a paper in the other. She is standing in front of an orange background with a speech bubble above her head that reads "It's National Fire Prevention Day! I'm doing my part by not cooking." The woman appears to be angry or frustrated, with her mouth open and her eyes wide open. A small white dog is standing next to her, looking up at the woman with a concerned expression.

The image is an illustration of an elderly woman sitting in a green lawn chair. She is wearing a purple shirt, orange shorts, and a yellow baseball cap with a visor. She has a pair of sunglasses on and is holding a drink in her hand. The woman is sitting on the chair with her legs crossed and her feet up in the air. Next to her, there is a large orange bowl of popcorn on a small table. The background is light blue and there are small white dots scattered around the chair. The overall style of the illustration is cartoon-like.

The image is a cartoon illustration of a woman and a dog standing in front of an old-fashioned television. The woman is wearing a red coat and a red hat, and is holding a cup of coffee in her hand. She appears to be upset or frustrated, with her mouth open and her eyes wide open. The dog is standing next to her, looking up at her with a concerned expression. The television is turned on and there is a sign above it that reads "Crabby Road: My recipe for happiness: One man. One woman. Two TVs." The background is white.

When your mood boost comes courtesy of prescription pills-and your dog’s just trying to enjoy breakfast.

“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you better have a good look at your insurance policy.” - A classic Crabby Road reminder to stay vigilant.

When your knitting project doubles as a question about feline anatomy.

When your love language is espresso-and your partner’s is sleep.

“If he wants to tar and feather them, he shouldn’t have any problem finding enough tar.” - A sharp political jab at BP’s oil spill response.

“Chocolate bunnies are only one bite away from being chocolate gophers.” A witty Easter gag featuring a stylish woman and a startled bunny.

“It’s spring! Time to show off those tattoos you paid too much for.” - Maxine’s signature sass meets seasonal style.

The image is a greeting card with an orange envelope. The card has a cartoon illustration of an elderly woman with white hair and green sunglasses. She is wearing a yellow blazer and has a surprised expression on her face. The text on the card reads "The older I get, the fewer people I actually like." The background of the card is white.

“I’ve got to start taking care of myself… whoever was supposed to be doing it has done a really crappy job!” - a relatable moment of self-aware humor.

The image is a yellow post-it note with the words "Retirement Schedule" written in red capital letters at the top. Below the text, there are six days of the week listed in a table format. The days are Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Sunday. Each day is accompanied by a brief description of what it entails. The first day is Monday, the second day is Tuesday, the third day is Wednesday, the fourth day is Thursday, the fifth day is Friday, the sixth day is Saturday, the seventh day is Sunday, the eighth day is Tuesdays

The image is a cartoon illustration of an elderly woman sitting on a blue armchair with a glass of green cocktail in her hand. She is wearing a pink shirt, yellow shorts, and a blue baseball cap. She has a surprised expression on her face and is holding a plate of food in front of her. Next to her, there is a white dog with a surprised look on its face. The text above the image reads "Crabby Road Greatest Hits: If you stay away from alcohol, sex, and junk food, you still won't live forever... but it sure will feel like it!"

The image is a cartoon illustration of an elderly woman with white hair and sunglasses, wearing a blue jacket and pointing at a man who is standing in front of her. The man is wearing a red hat and a blue shirt, and he is holding a shovel in his hand. The background is yellow with green pipes and wires. Above the woman, there is a speech bubble with the text "If at first you don't succeed... you probably had a man helping you." The text is written in black and is in a playful font.

The image is a cartoon illustration of an elderly woman wearing a pink apron and sunglasses. She is standing in front of a kitchen counter with a large cake on it. The cake appears to be freshly baked and has a slice taken out of it with a fork and knife on top. The woman is saying "Crabby Road Greatest Hits" and there is a speech bubble above her head that reads "When the kitchen smells spicy and wonderful, it can only mean one thing... It's not my kitchen." The background is yellow and the text is in black.

A collection of six irreverent birthday cards where a stylish, outspoken older woman delivers zingers about aging, vodka, and juice cleanses-with her skeptical cat by her side.

“I always get a big cream pie for Thanksgiving. One of the relatives is bound to annoy me.” - Perfect for anyone who’s survived family dinner!

When your body’s weather forecast is more accurate than the app-and just as dramatic.

The image is a cartoon illustration of a woman pushing a shopping cart filled with Christmas presents. The woman is wearing a purple coat, a red hat, and sunglasses, and is holding a red bag in her hand. She is pushing the cart with both hands. On the right side of the cart, there is a snowman wearing a black top hat and a blue scarf. The snowman is standing on top of the woman's head and is looking at her with a surprised expression. The text above the image reads "Crabby Road Greatest Hits: It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas!"

When landscaping decisions feel overwhelming, even the best tools won’t help-until you pick a path!

When fall arrives, Maxine’s not about to trade her robe and sunglasses for a vacuum-and neither are we.

“I’ll never forget the first words I learned from my dad… or the taste of the soap my mom used shortly afterwards.”

The image is a cartoon illustration of an elderly woman sitting at a desk with a computer monitor and keyboard in front of her. She is wearing a yellow dress and sunglasses and has a surprised expression on her face. The text above her reads "I keep hitting 'escape', but I'm still here." The background is white and the text is in red.

Marine’s got sass, style, and a coffee mug that says it all-“I ❤️ MY ATTITUDE PROBLEM.”

When work piles up and energy runs low-this is burnout in action. Recognize it before it takes over your life.

The image is a cartoon illustration of a man and a dog in the snow. The man is wearing a blue coat, a red hat, and sunglasses, and is holding a carrot in his hand. The dog is also wearing a green coat and a red scarf. The background is a light blue sky with white snowflakes falling. Above the man and the dog, there is a speech bubble with the text "There's a time each winter when things go from magical to miserable. They call it 'January.'"

The image is a cartoon illustration of a woman with a surprised or shocked expression on her face. She is wearing a blue jacket, a yellow scarf, and a blue hat with a gold emblem on it. Her hair is styled in a messy bun and she is wearing sunglasses with black lenses. She has a pair of red earrings and a yellow necklace. Her left hand is raised in a gesture of surprise or confusion, as if she is making a point or making a statement. The background is white.

“Ah, Christmas carols! The reason earmuffs were invented.” - Maxine’s classic holiday snark in action.

When your morning brew isn’t just a habit-it’s a lifeline (and possibly a parole condition).

The image is an illustration of a woman sitting at a desk with a computer and a cup of coffee. She is wearing a colorful dress with a geometric pattern and has a pair of glasses on her head. The woman is holding a cigarette in her hand and appears to be smoking it. On the desk, there is a computer monitor, a keyboard, and a coffee mug. The background is white. The overall style of the illustration is cartoon-like and playful.

Maxine, ever the skeptic, questions whether the fall colors outside are natural-or if her brownies were spiked!

When autumn arrives but the leaves won’t cooperate-and neither will politics.

“Seems like the only thing not ‘age-defying’ is me.” - A playful jab at aging with flair and wit.

When your therapist says “self-care,” and you interpret that as dessert therapy-Maxine gets it.

Sometimes the holidays arrive before you’re emotionally ready-and your mini-tree knows it.

The image is a greeting card with a cartoon illustration of a woman talking on the phone. She is wearing a blue jacket, a yellow scarf, and a red hat with a flower on it. She has a speech bubble above her head that reads "A good friend would visit you in jail. A great friend would bail you out." The background of the card is a window with a view of a city skyline. The woman is holding a red telephone receiver and appears to be answering a call.

The image is of a white ceramic mug with a purple background. On the mug, there is an illustration of an elderly woman with blue hair and a speech bubble that reads "I'd drink flavored tea if the flavor was "Really strong coffee." She is holding a cup of tea and is standing in front of a coffee machine with a red apple on the floor. The machine has a clock on the front and there are various icons scattered around it. The overall style of the illustration is cartoon-like and playful.

The image is of a yellow cardboard box with the word "Hallmark Mapine" written in blue on the top left corner. On the right side of the box, there is an illustration of two people playing cards. The illustration is in black and white and shows a man and a woman sitting at a table with a speech bubble above them that reads "If you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em!" The man is holding a book and the woman is looking at him with a surprised expression. The text above the illustration reads "Winning isn't everything, there's a gloating!" and below the illustration,